Inflatable Eggplant Pool Float

Yes, it is an eggplant, and yes, it is glorious. The Inflatable Eggplant Pool Float from Starboards Supply Co. is the novelty lounger that guarantees your float is the most photographed thing at the pool party. Full-size, deep purple, and unapologetically fun, it floats just as well as it makes people laugh, which is to say: very.

The full-length body gives one adult a proper lounging surface with room to stretch out, while durable purple vinyl stands up to pool chemicals, sunscreen, and repeated cannonball swells. Quick-fill valves inflate it in minutes and deflate it just as fast, so it packs down small for the trunk, the beach bag, or the closet between weekends.

Bring it to bachelorette weekends, lake days, and any pool that takes itself a little too seriously. A quick note between laughs: it is a leisure float, not a life-saving device, so keep children supervised around water and float in designated swim areas. Beyond that, your only job is to hold on, drift, and enjoy the attention. It also stars well beyond the water, doubling as party decor, a lawn lounger, and the single greatest white-elephant gift in your friend group's history. Few purchases deliver this many laughs per dollar, season after season.

• Full-length adult lounging surface
• Durable purple vinyl construction
• Quick-fill inflation and deflation valves
• Packs compact for transport
• Not a life-saving device; supervise children near water